Oh shit. Oh fuck. I messed up so bad. This was NOT what I expected AT ALL. Adopting this portion of West Huguenot Road was…
WARWICK, R.I. — Local punk Rich Stoklasa successfully delayed prematurely ejaculating during intercourse with his wife by thinking about every later-era Black Flag album, sources…
Formed in a garage, like all great American enterprises, by way of Guitar Wizard/shirt hater Matt Pike and drummer Des Kesnel, High on fire mixed…
NEW YORK — New York Times headliner editor Percy Howard patted himself on the back today after writing a headline describing Israeli soldiers opening fire…
In a world where everyone can just yap into the voice memos app on their iPhone and attempt to become famous, it’s only natural that…
Music News: CHASER has confirmed the name of their upcoming new album, set to be released in June 2024. The band confirmed via their Instagram…
Music News: One Step Closer has announced that they will be releasing a new album titled All You Embrace in May 2024. The new album…
Music News: Drain has announced a pretty incredible tour for later this year, with some absolutely fantastic hardcore titans joining them on the road. The…
WEST HARTFORD, Conn. — A previously too-cool-for-school music snob is reportedly just inebriated enough to loudly appreciate AC/DC’s “You Shook Me All Night Long” playing…
Gift cards can feel both like limitless free money but they also seem to evaporate as soon as you enter the store. Unfortunately the grandparent…
SAN FRANCISCO — Local man Jeff Pierson is allegedly “frustrated beyond belief” after his recent autism diagnosis led friends and family to assume he unironically…
Before we get into the bloody and messy specifics regarding the power trio law enforcement officers who double as the multi-faceted subjects for this ranking,…
AUSTIN, Texas — Governor Greg Abbott deployed Texas National Guard troops to combat the rapidly spreading wildfires in the state’s Panhandle, according to his press…
The Killers are one of the single biggest rock acts of the this millennium, a powerhouse band propelled by the incredible showmanship and charisma of…
ALEXANDRIA, Va. — A bombshell study recently revealed a Conservative think tank spent $40 million trying to find a way to frame Girl Scout cookies…