Sinead Rose
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PHOENIX — Local resident Peter Unger has an impressive collection of more than two dozen guitars, from a 1956 Stratocaster…
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Chelsea Carr
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BALTIMORE — First-time concertgoer Keith Sulzbach was disappointed to learn that a band he recently saw only performed the live…
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Sinead Rose
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WASHINGTON — The imminent Civil War between the nation’s two political parties is reportedly delayed because of the 2026 Weird…
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Skyler Hanrath
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SEATTLE — Staff of Washington-based alt station WFRD reported complete bewilderment this past week over hearing a ringing phone in…
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Todd Monitto
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ATLANTA — The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention announced the final eradication of the Bieber Fever outbreak, confirmed sources.…
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Jeff Bender
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PRINCETON, N.J. — Shore-rock legend Bruce Springsteen confirmed rumors Thursday that he’s keeping guitarist Ray Barone on retainer to accompany…
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Arielle Andreano
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LOS ANGELES — Local 38-year-old punk Nicole Crane is very excited to check out the supposed new band Perimenopause that’s…
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Doug Kolic
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TAMPA, Fla. — Local piece of shit band The Fallen Embers were unabashedly ashamed after only ever creating one global…
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Mike Maher
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SYRACUSE, N.Y. — Local hardcore outfit Prayer Grave started a preemptive GoFundMe to pay for the crippling debt they’ll one…
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Kevin Tit
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GLEN BURNIE, Md. — Popular alt-funk band Transit announced they were parting ways with lead guitarist Wayne Lee, who was…
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