Reece Napierski
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WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump announced plans for Stephen Miller to receive a Christmas bonus of $1488, confirmed sources. "They…
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Bill Conway
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WASHINGTON — President Trump is reportedly instructing the Justice Department to look into instances of voter fraud at Thrasher Magazine…
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Matt Husser
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WASHINGTON — C-SPAN unveiled an effort to spice up their political coverage today by introducing a kiss cam during live…
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Rob Steinberg
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ENCINITAS, La. — Professional skateboarder Anthony Hawk felt exhausted as yet another outing outside his home resulted in a “Police…
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Trevor Graham
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DENVER — A local mediocre man spent several days feeling proud about himself after outsmarting a housefly that had been…
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Mike Moran
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FRESNO, Calif. — Local man Brett Motts recently monopolized the final 22 seconds of a mutual copulation exchange, reiterating repeatedly…
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Matt Husser
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CUPERTINO, Calif. — Apple CEO Tim Cook unveiled the next generation iPhone today, a new disposable single-use iPhone Loosie, sources…
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Jeff Bender
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HUNTERSVILLE, N.C. — Former talent acquisition specialist Remy Dolan confirmed this week that he still honors his old company's tradition…
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Steve Packosky
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ZION, Ill. — A banjo purchase by 41-year-old Stan Rukowski gave the millennial a decently affordable mid-life crisis, sources report.…
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Ryan Darrah
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DENVER — A new study released by The Reticence Foundation found that growing numbers of Americans need to shut the…
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