Punk/hardcore Archives - Page 82

James Knapp • January 28, 2020

We here at The Hard Times have always been fascinated with the thought experiment that if you give a monkey…

Krissy Howard • January 27, 2020

CARSON CITY, Nev. — 63-year-old punk Ardith “Ardie” Keith cannot believe you haven’t heard of obscure local band Frankie and…

The Hard Times Staff • January 27, 2020

REVERE, Mass. — Misguided 43-year-old street punk Martin “Peanut” Landers announced today that he will be upping his cigarette intake…

Patrick Coyne • January 25, 2020

COLUMBUS, Ohio — A fuzzy little punk roommate known only as “Banjo” twitched adorably in his sleep yesterday, presumably dreaming…

Patrick Crooks • January 25, 2020

ATHENS, Ga. — Record store clerk Jimmy Taylor, well-liked by customers for his attentiveness, knowledge of music, and generally affable…

Dan Vanderpool • January 24, 2020

CONCORD, Calif. — Local punk couple James Paulson and Maria Overholt admitted last night in front of friends and family…

James Knapp • January 20, 2020

HOUSTON — Self-proclaimed “bad boy of outer space” Willis McReady cost the National Aeronautics and Space Administration approximately $3.4 million…

Patrick Coyne • January 18, 2020

STAFFORD, Texas — 59-year-old custom bathroom tile salesman John Canales was shocked to learn from his punk son yesterday that…

Alex Salcido • January 17, 2020

TRENTON, N.J. — Part-time dad and full-time punk Cody Heckyls discovered yesterday, when seeking flu remedies for his two-year-old son,…

Krissy Howard • January 17, 2020

JEFFERSON CITY, Mo. — Local punks and new parents Desi Stark and Darion Foster look forward to using their newborn…