Sean Mullee
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LAKEWOOD, Ohio — Local pit boss Ralph MacQuery created a sense of chaos and turmoil when he suddenly hoisted a…
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Zachary Wolf
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Hey, that’s a sweet OFF! hoodie you got there! You seem like you’re a big fan. I’m the band’s manager…
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Nathan Kamal
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I have always done the proper, motherly thing and put my child's needs before my own. Yet I have been…
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Bobby Korec
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ANTIGO, Wis. — Members of local hardcore band Body Parts ousted frontman Jay Terrold after he failed to make the…
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Jon Wood
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LOS ANGELES — Rancid frontman Tim Armstrong recently underwent elective surgery to remove several ribs that long prevented him from…
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Chris Bowen
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BRIDGEPORT, Conn. — Legendary hardcore band Hatebreed were spotted congregating around their very own fiery band logo to kick back…
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James Knapp
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LAWRENCE, Kan. — Former chimpanzee handler Scott Guiles is reportedly thriving following his recent career transition to manager for the…
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Joe Rumrill
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BRISTOL, Conn. — Embarrassed members of sludge-punk band Grinch Meat are allegedly kicking themselves after forgetting an apostrophe and ordering…
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The Hard Times Staff
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LOS ANGELES — Leaked emails from high-ranking members of the Recording Academy of America suggest that the three Turnstile Grammy…
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James Knapp
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SALT LAKE CITY — Local motherfuckers expressed their displeasure with the lead singer of hardcore band Big Butter for repeatedly…
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