Patrick Coyne
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DURHAM, N.C. — Allegedly ill punk Tommy Donnelly has taken to his deathbed, which is also his roommate’s used futon,…
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Steve Esparra
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CHICAGO — Local man Ben Schneebly was heard shouting “I don’t want to be here anymore!” over and over again…
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Stephen Bell
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PHILADELPHIA — Jealous husband and punker Shaun Grables is starting to suspect that his wife is secretly having sex with…
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Chris Bowen
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ORCHARD PARK, N.Y. — Local die-hard Casualties fan Jeremy Stillman was struck with what was described as "blood curdling terror"…
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Sara Mellas
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EDISON, N.J. — Local high school band and orchestra teacher Christa Dimarco mastered the vocal art of screaming at a…
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Ryan Danley
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WASHINGTON — Legendary hardcore vocalist and sunburn victim Ian MacKaye reportedly became irritated with his friends and family for failing…
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Bobby Korec
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Glenn Danzig is known for a lot of things. He’s the legendary singer of the Misfits and other bands, he…
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Bobby Korec
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Long Island has a lot going for it. It’s got a couple of beaches, bagels, and more emo bands per…
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Dan Bookbinder
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“Oh yeah, Fishbone… I saw them [open for the Beastie Boys/play Lollapalooza/on tour with Parliament, etc. - fill in nearly…
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Matt Husser
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WASHINGTON — Local punk exorcist Benicio “Scary” Scaramucci admitted he didn’t see any problems with the sinister child threatening nuns…
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