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Smashed Guitar Had One Day Until Retirement

Patrick Crooks • December 28, 2019

ATHENS, Ga. — A Gibson Flying V with over 20 years of service in the punk scene was smashed just…

Scientists Discover Theoretical Fourth Thing To Do With Hands During Show

Bobby Korec • December 27, 2019

CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — Behavioral scientists at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology announced a breakthrough discovery of a theoretical fourth option…

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Dead Friend Invited to Show on Facebook Just in Case

Francis Beringer • December 27, 2019

BALTIMORE — Self-proclaimed “scene king” Stephen Fernandez sent an event invite for an upcoming show to his recently deceased friend’s…

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Aging Punks Outside Venue Share Their Best New Ailments of 2019

Krissy Howard • December 26, 2019

BISMARCK, N.D. — A group of local aging punks gathered outside of a show at The Railyard Tavern early yesterday…

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Everclear Frontman “Honestly Not Surprised” Dad a No-Show at Christmas Again

Lauren Lavin • December 25, 2019

LOS ANGELES — Everclear frontman Art Alexakis was “honestly not surprised” his father made no appearance at the family Christmas…

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Santa Sneaks Bandcamp Link to His Lo-fi Indie EP Into Child’s Stocking

Jonah Winchester • December 25, 2019

CHICAGO — Holiday icon and present delivery mogul Santa Claus admitted this morning that he snuck Bandcamp links to his…

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Local Band Banned Locally

Daniel Arnold • December 22, 2019

COSTA MESA, Calif. — Local indie band TunnelFuzz are facing criminal charges today, and are officially banned from all Orange…

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Christian Rock Groupie Waiting Until Marriage to Go Backstage

Teri Donahugh • December 21, 2019

WATERLOO, Iowa — Christian rock superfan Keri Wilson has resolved not to go backstage after any concerts until she is…

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Lying Frontman Can Clearly Hear Motherfuckers in Back

Henrik Persson • December 21, 2019

PORTLAND, Maine — Metalcore frontman and obvious liar Zander Dekay claimed at a show last Friday that he “can’t hear…

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Punk on “Chopped” Knows Exactly What Entree to Make With Mars Bar, Leftover Mac n’ Cheese, Warm PBR

Michael Luis • December 20, 2019

LOS ANGELES — Sacramento-based punk and local chef Tina “Snot” McLain won the dinner round of the hit cooking show…

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