John Merrifield
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BEDMINSTER, N.J. — President Trump has appointed the once-popular 90s alt-rock band Spin Doctors to lead the country's coronavirus task…
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Jonah Nink
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CHICAGO — Local punk Kyla Waters has spent the past 24 hours trying to decide if her roommate’s new tattoo…
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Bobby Korec
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Journalism is all about specificity. So when it came time to analyze Nine Inch Nails’ '90s love anthem “Closer,” we…
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Jason VanSlycke
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NEW HAVEN, Conn. — An artistically noisy altercation between neighbors escalated yesterday when Sonic Youth’s “Confusion Is Sex” was cranked…
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Bobby Korec
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PRINCETON, N.J. — Legendary drugstore playlist rock outfit Blues Traveler were inducted into the “Band You’re Probably Gonna Hear at…
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Henrik Persson
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LONDON — Heavy metal legends Iron Maiden have launched a limited edition vintage wine, “The Number of the Yeast,” which…
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James Mahoney
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CHICAGO — Local anarcho-punk Noah Wallin claimed today that he is prepared to take the lives of Scottish indie-rock band…
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Louie Aronowitz
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SAN FRANCISCO — Elon Musk announced today that his startup Neuralink will be able to outfit humans with a brain…
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Ryan Danley
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VENICE, Calif. — Local hardcore guy Dan “Nukka” Reilly was rushed to the emergency room with massive blood loss yesterday…
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Ramona Apthorp
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RICHMOND Va. — Heavy metal legends GWAR picked up the wrong penis-clad monster costume from the dry cleaners yesterday in…
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