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I Didn’t Buy This Band Shirt From Hot Topic Like a Child, I Bought It From Target Like an Adult

Bobby Korec • November 28, 2020

Where did I get this totally sweet retro band shirt, you ask? You might think I bought it from Hot…

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Legendary Band Almost Broke Enough to Reunite

John Danek • November 28, 2020

BALTIMORE — Influential powerviolence band ElevenTimesElevenCrimes announced today that expensive car repairs, alimony payments, and a misguided Playstation 4 purchase…

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Metalhead Accidentally Chugs Bottle of Shampoo Instead of 22 oz. Coors He Brought Into Shower

James Knapp • November 25, 2020

DALEVILLE, Va. — Local metal fan Cliff Gallaway mistakenly drank an entire bottle of high-end shampoo in the shower this…

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World War 2 Code Breaker Asked to Decipher Pavement Lyrics

Patrick Coyne • November 25, 2020

VOORHEES, N.J. — Local grandmother and World War 2 hero Dorothy Schuler was asked yesterday by her grandson Darin Roche…

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We Fact-Checked the Lyrics To “Bawitdaba” and, as Expected, It All Checks Out

Ted Pillow • November 24, 2020

Misinformation is running rampant in our streets and in our newsfeeds! We are being manipulated and outside influence is taking…

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Robert Smith Leaves Flaming Bag of Fried Chicken on Morrissey’s Porch Again

Ben Friedman • November 24, 2020

LONDON — The Cure founder and noted prankster Robert Smith left another flaming bag of fried chicken on Morrissey’s doorstep…

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Wu-Tang Fan Gives Every Wedding Guest a Verse in His Vows

Yancy Lee Crawford • November 23, 2020

PLYMOUTH, Ind. — Last week’s wedding of Carson Kauffman and Casey Urbanski took a surprisingly dope turn when every single…

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Mötley Crüe Finally Reveals Mysterious Meaning Behind “Girls, Girls, Girls”

Rob Steinberg • November 22, 2020

LOS ANGELES — Seminal hair metal band Mötley Crüe finally revealed yesterday the deeper meaning to the enigmatic song “Girls,…

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Opinion: If You Look Around the Venue and You Don’t See the Poser, You’re the Poser

Eric Navarro • November 22, 2020

You’re at a show in some 20-something’s basement. You look to your left and see a bunch of young, hip…

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Punk Dies of Multiple Stab Wounds After Falling on Pin Side of Jacket

John Dixon • November 21, 2020

SEATTLE — Local punk Branson Jones died from multiple stab wounds last week after falling onto the pin side of…

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