V.F. Thompson
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KALAMAZOO, Mich. — Local punk Abigail Burton was forced to confront the ways her listening habits reflect her deeply pathetic…
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Brandon Morland
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OAKLAND, Calif. — Local punk Lenny Hanna is reportedly attempting to rent out a room in his flop-house by telling…
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Bobby Korec
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PERTH AMBOY, N.J. — Friends and family of local punk Ricky Ballstead report he is aging “like a fine PBR”…
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Kevin Tit
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BALTIMORE — The refrigerator in a local punk house has garnered attention after it transformed a Kraft single into a…
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Robert John Scucci
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NASHVILLE — The newly married Taylor family is disgusted by a shameless act of self-promotion exhibited by the wedding band…
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The Hard Times Staff
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LOS ANGELES — Creators of the 2021 film reboot “Dune” were surprised to see a new generation of hardcore kids…
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Goodrich Gevaart
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VARESE, Italy — Macy Ridge, lead singer of Baltimore punk band Forced Circumcision, embarked on her first solo tour of…
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Ryan Danley
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PHOENIX — Local Metalhead Josh Gunderson beamed with pride after realizing he is very close to owning a living room…
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John Danek
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SANTA BARBARA, Calif. — Oblivious dork Chazz Dorfner continued to irk the few acquaintances willing to tolerate him with his…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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NEW YORK — Local live music fan Rocco McMillan reportedly came home to find his tickets to an upcoming Every…
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