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KC Phillips • December 16, 2018

Alright, bigshot. I get it; you just wanted to go out and have a nice time with your friends, but…

The Hard Times Staff • December 16, 2018

TORRANCE, Calif. — Longtime punk and father Al Diaz thoroughly interrogated his teenage daughter’s new boyfriend last night about which…

Forrest Ferguson • December 15, 2018

ATLANTA — 17-year-old Fumiko Ishioka startled audience members at a hardcore show last night, standing motionless in the center of…

Andy Holt • December 14, 2018

ASHEVILLE, N.C. — A Tinder date at O’Donnelley’s Pub Tuesday evening was reportedly almost too short for a local man…

Mark Roebuck • December 14, 2018

BHIMBETKA, Bhopal — The discovery earlier this week of primitive drawings left on walls by Neanderthals confirmed one of science’s…

The Hard Times Staff • December 13, 2018

SAN DIEGO — Local alcoholic Jerry Tatum announced plans to somehow ruin his niece’s wedding later tonight with his drunk…

Peter Woods • December 12, 2018

TUCSON, Ariz. — Local music critic and Spotify free user Jill Nesbitt named “Get in the Zone - Autozone” as…

Brian Polk • December 11, 2018

FORT COLLINS, Colo. — Tortured Metaphor merch guy and badass road-warrior Todd Sanderson was quite clear last night that he…

Sammi Skolmoski • December 10, 2018

VISTA, Calif. — The discovery of a 19th use for Dr. Bronner’s All-One hemp castile soap has members of the…

Lauren Lavín • December 10, 2018

Like me, you’ve probably been told that millennials are too busy vaping, eating ass, and razing entire industries to the…