Venue Hopes to Invest in Bathroom Stall Doors by 2021 November 20, 2018 SALT LAKE CITY, Utah — Local DIY punk venue Fr33k Haus had pledged to equip each of their bathroom stalls… Read More →
Drummer Asked to Hold Camera While Fan Poses with Rest of Band October 11, 2017 PENSACOLA, Fla. — Mind Melter drummer Ryan Braddox was politely asked last night to take a photo of the rest… Read More →
Morrissey Adds Extra Ribs to Prevent Self from Sucking Own Dick October 9, 2017 LOS ANGELES — Surgeons at the Cedars-Sinai Medical Center completed an experimental procedure this morning, adding extra ribs to Morrissey’s… Read More →
Man On Phone Rudely Interrupted By Cashier December 22, 2016 GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. -- While the rest of the world is out buying presents for loved ones this holiday season,… Read More →
Skate Punk Legends Are Total Fucking Posers April 28, 2015 CHICAGO - An eyewitness claims to have seen So-Cal Skate Punk Legends My Society attempting, and failing, to ollie in… Read More →