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Aging Punk’s “Skate or Die” Tattoo Becoming More Threatening Every Day

Lauren Lavín • April 2, 2019

MESA, Ariz. — Aging punk and once-devoted skateboarder Mike Ireland has only now begun to fully comprehend the implied consequences…

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Bukowski Wasn’t Published Until He Was 50, Reports Old Failure

Doug Francisco • April 1, 2019

LOS ANGELES — 43-year-old burnout and failure Tom Johnson noted this morning that author Charles Bukowski was 50 years old…

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Uh Oh: They’re Making a Documentary About Your Favorite Musician

Ted Pillow • April 1, 2019

“It can’t be true,” you say. “There must have been a mix-up or the reporter got the name wrong.” Your…

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Bernie Sanders Stuck with Six Gallons of Lentil Stew Following Poorly-Attended Food Not Bombs Meetup

Krissy Howard • April 1, 2019

LAFAYETTE, Ind. — Democratic Presidential candidate Bernie Sanders reportedly has nearly six gallons of uneaten lentil stew after a local…

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NRA Calls New Zealand Hypocritical for Failing to Crack Down on Swords, Rings of Immense Power

Dan Rice • March 29, 2019

FAIRFAX, Va. — The NRA condemned New Zealand today as “hypocrites” for failing to crack down on legendary bladed weapons…

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Bernie Sanders Looking for Couch to Crash on in New Hampshire For Next 11 Months

G. Smith • March 28, 2019

MANCHESTER, N. H. — Democratic Presidential Candidate Bernie Sanders announced today that he is seeking additional staff for his election…

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Dear Scabby: Why can’t I unfollow this person I hate on Instagram?

Scabby • March 28, 2019

Dear Scabby: When will YOU come to Brazil? Does Bruno Mars is gay? -ANONYMOUS Dear Anonymous: Why would I pay…

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We Ranked All 10 Skrewdriver Albums and You Did Nothing to Stop Us

Edgar Towner • March 26, 2019

Today, we have ranked every single one of UK white supremacist band Skrewdriver’s full-length albums— but it didn’t have to…

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Beto Calls Cops on Self for Skating on Own Driveway

Doug Francisco • March 25, 2019

EL PASO, Texas — Democratic presidential hopeful Beto O’Rourke was questioned by police on Tuesday after calling to report himself…

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Lyric Notebook That Became Stand-Up Notebook Now Grocery Notebook

Aidan Sears • March 24, 2019

ASHEVILLE, N. C. — Local songwriter-turned-comedian Emmett Buxton’s Moleskine notebook, once used solely for creative purposes, now contains more grocery…

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