Dear Scabby: My X gf, the one who taught me that mutual resentment is a strong enough bond to keep…
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LOS ANGELES — Singer Kelly Rowland surprised fans across the globe by dropping a surprise Nutrisystem infomercial on deep cable…
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Krissy Howard
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April 17, 2019
SANTA FE, N.M. — Democratic Presidential candidate Beto O’Rourke reportedly one-upped his countertop-hopping antics last night, crashing a high-school house…
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Jon Wood
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April 16, 2019
As a herpetologist specializing in the care and handling of large snakes, I can tell you that there are many…
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Dan Kozuh
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April 16, 2019
SAN DIEGO — Entomologists at the California Center for Insect Study published a paper today detailing the fascinating life cycle…
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Jordan Breeding
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April 15, 2019
PARIS — Local legend and longtime Notre-Dame resident Quasimodo will now be known as “The Hunchback of Holiday Inn” after…
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PITTSBURGH — Local DIY lifestyle advocate and sexually frustrated man Peter Jansen unveiled today his self-made sex robot, which looks…
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Kyle Erf
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April 14, 2019
INDIO, Calif. — Urban legends and age-old folklore circulating at this year’s Coachella allege that “abundant, hassle-free” beer awaits revelers…
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Aaron Semer
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April 13, 2019
BOSTON — Local Skinhead Against Racial Prejudice [SHARP] Matt Pine was overjoyed yesterday for the latest of his countless days…
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LOS ANGELES — Local punk Noah Slafer scoured the internet last night to find out whether he should view Julian…
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