PORTLAND, Ore. — Following years of research and development, the average vegan ass is approaching a similar taste and texture…
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STOCKTON, Calif. — A gentle reminder that Death Brain guitarist Bryant Patterson had already told the story he was about…
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ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — Aspiring musician Evan Wohrman spent the majority of an hour yesterday weighing the pros and cons of…
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Look, I’m just as pissed off about these billionaires controlling all the money as everybody else. And or course I…
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Matt Wassung
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FORT WAYNE, Ind. — Hartfield Insurance sales representative Ernie Boisvert told his coworkers today that he is “...a bit of…
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Matt Wassung
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FORT WAYNE, Ind. — Hartfield Insurance sales representative Ernie Boisvert told his coworkers today that he is “...a bit of…
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It was November 11th, 2016. Socially-minded people like me were crying on sidewalks outside of Trader Joe’s locations all across…
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SKULL MOUNTAIN — The dreaded dragon Pwaun, bringer of fire and pain, was awoken from slumber yesterday upon his hoarded…
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HARTFORD, Conn. — An elite extraction unit was called in last night to save local hardcore kid Tom Rodrigues from…
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Patrick Coyne
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CHARLOTTE, N.C. — Local zine Weedkiller published their annual list this morning of the hunkiest, most eligible bachelors of Charlotte’s…
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