Dustin Meadows
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October 31, 2019
POMONA, Calif. — Trick-or-treaters visiting the haunted junkyard behind Old Man Clemens’ house were rewarded with rusted harmonicas handed out…
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Patrick Coyne
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October 31, 2019
BELLE ISLE, Fla. — Local goth Jess “Alexandria Ravenwood” Reynolds is heartbroken that her recently deceased aunt did not include…
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Joe Rumrill
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October 30, 2019
SYDNEY, Australia — Developers behind the popular mid-2000s peer-to-peer sharing platform Kazaa announced today that files labeled “Tom_Green_Sausage_Song_AudioREAL_FUNNY” will headline…
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Lauren Lavín
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October 30, 2019
AKRON, Ohio — Local fourth-grader Vincent “Vinny” Ortiz-Galt felt “I don’t know, just bad, I guess” about wearing a homemade…
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John Bukovac
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October 28, 2019
PITTSBURGH — Local punk Sean Schricker was spotted around lunchtime yesterday carrying a bag of food from upscale gas station…
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John Danek
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October 28, 2019
SANTA BARBARA, Calif. — An independent adult film company has achieved a new level of realism in lesbian pornography with…
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Ryan Harnedy
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October 28, 2019
ANAHEIM, Calif. — Local mother Kerry Mendez happily spent an hour of her Sunday afternoon last week resewing a “Fuck…
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Jordan Breeding
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October 27, 2019
NEW YORK — Mariner Books, the publisher of “The Hard Times: The First 40 Years,” announced Friday their intention to…
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CJ Hernandez
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October 27, 2019
TAMPA, Fla. — Local punk Stephen Lazaro broke up with his new goth girlfriend earlier this week after discovering that…
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Doug Francisco
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October 26, 2019
EL PASO, Texas — Former Congressman and presidential hopeful Beto O’Rourke paid a visit this week for a CBS News…
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