I Did 200 Pushups Daily for 30 Days and Now I Sing in a Beatdown Hardcore Band
You wouldn't be able to tell now because of my thick pecs but I used to look like a real…
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Bobby D. Lux
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If I Have to Vote for a DC Insider, It’s Gonna Be Ian Mackaye
I take my voting seriously. I’m not one of these people who believe in protest votes. Too many scene veterans…
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We Interviewed WWE Tag Team Legends Demolition and It Turns out They Don’t Know Shit About the ’80s Leather Daddy Scene
The 1980s were a great time for dudes in leather. Biker vests, chaps, and studded gloves, baby! As every true…
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Bonus Track Just Stupid Acoustic Version of Good Song
PEORIA, Ill. — Legendary street punk band The Drain Cloggers’ re-release of their seminal 2000 album, “The Ship’s Sinking and…
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Ricky Gervais Stands Outside Oscars Roasting Celebs, Passing Vehicles
HOLLYWOOD, Calif. — Comedian Ricky Gervais stood outside of the Dolby Theater earlier today, hurling insults at passing cars as…
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If Your Job Posting Asks for a Rockstar Candidate, Don’t Get All Pissy When I Show up Coked out of My Mind and Trash the Place
In my current search for employment I see job postings seeking a “Rockstar Candidate” every day. At first I thought…
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Cory Booker Deletes 26th Voicemail from Beto O’Rourke Asking to Jam For a Bit, See Where It Goes
NEWARK, N.J. — Senator Cory Booker announced he will be suspending his bid for the 2020 presidency which unleashed an…
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I Know I’m Supposed to Like Fugazi, but I Don’t Know How
Let’s get it out of the way: I love Minor Threat. They’re on my Mount Rushmore of punk bands. It…
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We Look Back at SLC Punk! Because I’m Too Sick to Change the Channel
Being sick is the worst. I’d been puking all night, and not in the fun way like on a security…
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We Look Back on My Tribal Tattoo Because It was Twenty Years Ago, Okay?
No regrets they say. Live like it’s your last day. Yeah, well, I used to be that way- so carefree…
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