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Louie Aronowitz • March 18, 2020

DUTCHESS, N.Y. — Endlessly bashful man Dan Jennick admitted today that he’s made extra trips to his local Starbucks during…

Louie Aronowitz • March 18, 2020

BROOKLYN — Local roommate Will Sanders surprised his housemates yesterday when he finally bought toilet paper for the first time…

Ted Pillow • March 18, 2020

HUNTINGTON, N.Y. — A punk show scheduled to happen in local teen Mike Lennox’s basement was canceled yesterday afternoon after…

Ted Pillow • March 17, 2020

PHILADELPHIA — St. Patrick’s Day revelers at Rocco’s Lounge realized moments ago that the green beer they’re drinking is not…

Doug Francisco • March 17, 2020

ATLANTA — The Center for Disease Control and Prevention issued a reminder today that no one would've attended a Thursday…

Doug Francisco • March 17, 2020

FITCHBURG, Mass. — 32-year-old hardcore kid Justin Phillips is driving the “snakes” out of his local scene just as the…

Michael Luis • March 16, 2020

LOS ANGELES — Rapper Chet Hanks, son of Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson, tested positive for "full-body dopeness" this morning…

Collin Canning • March 16, 2020

NEW YORK — Newly single and perfectly healthy man Dave Prost edited his Tinder bio yesterday, replacing his height with…

Dan Kozuh • March 16, 2020

CHICAGO — Local executive Reginald Dixon sent a company-wide email from the security of his HEPA-filtered panic room moments ago…

Dan Kozuh • March 16, 2020

ATLANTA — The Center for Disease Control and Prevention released a statement earlier today warning citizens to abstain from creating…

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