Collin Canning
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HUNTINGTON, N.Y — Part-time barista and avid Marilyn Manson fan, Scuff Leeway underwent an invasive spine removal surgery in an…
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Yancy Lee Crawford
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In November of 2020, science, love, and decency conquered all that stood in the way of justice, and America got…
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James Knapp
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DENVER — Newly single man Chris Fangerburg held a moment of silence for his former relationship today, lowering the toilet…
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Ted Pillow
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CHICAGO — Smashing Pumpkins frontman Billy Corgan finally noticed yesterday that “minimum wage” rhymes with “rat in a cage,” according…
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Julia Zhen
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BALTIMORE — Local Zoom show attendee Bryant Nelson sent fellow showgoer Sage Mykels unwanted messages in the chat of Wood…
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Kevin Tit
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BILOXI, Miss. — Local fast food chain CEO Shannon Smith reluctantly agreed to pay his employees $15 an hour last…
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Ted Pillow
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WASHINGTON — Newly-inaugurated President Joe Biden is extremely concerned that “The Netflix” won’t know to send his rental DVDs to…
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John Dixon
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GOLDEN, Colo. — Legendary metal band Pantera announced today a collaboration with Coors Brewing Company to bring their fans a…
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Kyle Stanley
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LEAWOOD, Kan. — The value of hot, buttered movie popcorn dropped below $4,000 per barrel for the first time in…
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Ken Taro
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SAN FRANCISCO — Local crust punk David Wong firmly believes that “corporations are an evil plague on society,” which is…
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