Ben Friedman
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SAN FRANCISCO — The new Metallica Masterclass program where they teach viewers how to be a band is being called…
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Ben Friedman
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OMAHA, Neb. — A longtime Walmart employee revealed that he is giving himself at least three or four more shifts…
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Sarah Cassell
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SEATTLE — Local punk Brock Riley admits that he yearns for days when he could spread every illness under the…
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Nathan Kamal
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MIAMI — A small group of 19th Century time travelers is reportedly very disappointed with the lack of readily available…
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Jessica Carreiro
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IRVINE, Calif. — Giddy Zillow executives announced in a Facebook post Tuesday morning that they were the proud owners of…
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James Knapp
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DULUTH, Minn. — Professional sound technician Greg Thornton released an exasperated and rambling statement confirming that he also doesn’t understand…
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Zach Raffio
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ATLANTA — A terrified passenger aboard flight 1894 to Portland expressed slight relief today in noting that the creature on…
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Nathan Kamal
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GARY, Ind. — Local jam band Welcome Back Emmett Otter increasingly wishes that someone in the audience of The Jackawolf…
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Nathan Kamal
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AUBURN HILLS, Mi. — Major US automotive company Chrysler announced that its new 2022 line of vehicles were as big…
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Dan Kozuh
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HOMEWOOD, Ill. — First responders are attempting to reach a group of fathers that became stuck when a local man-cave…
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