Dan Rice
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HOBOKEN, N.J. — The members of local emo band Featherhoof were reportedly overwhelmed with gratitude when longtime fan and friend…
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Patrick Coyne
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SUN VALLEY, Nev. — Local man and occasional masturbator Harrison Weber was disgraced after receiving his “2021 Pornhub Wrapped” late…
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Dianne Nora
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Live shows are back, and the next year is going to be a groundbreaking time for music, for real this…
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Jason VanSlycke
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LOS ANGELES — Film director and Limp Bizkit frontman Fred Durst put an end to years of debate by issuing…
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Stephen Bell
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LOS ANGELES — Tobey Maguire’s highly anticipated return to the Spider-Man franchise is already confusing fans when it was announced…
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The Hard Times Staff
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ALBANY, N.Y. — Local metalcore band The Demise of Saturn asked scumbag show promoter Steve “Froggy” Fordham to abandon traditional…
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Brett McCabe
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LINKÖPING, Sweden — Confused audience members were shocked at a recent Forest Floor show when the band, dressed in matching…
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Patrick Coyne
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SALISBURY, Md. — Jim Perdue, the reclusive and quirky chairman of Perdue Farms, hid five golden tickets to tour his…
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The Hard Times Staff
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ORLEANS, Mass. — Local tattoo enthusiast Danny Lipinski’s latest tattoo depicting the cast of “Friends” engaged in a pansexual orgy…
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Patrick Coyne
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MESA, Ariz. — Over-indulgent guitarist Marky Pritchard was careful to make sure none of his roommates were home before he…
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