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Academy Announces Best Film Editing, Other Piece of Shit Awards Handed Out in Denny’s Parking Lot

Nuutti Sihvonen • March 27, 2022

LOS ANGELES — The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences handed out the awards for Best Film Editing and…

REPORT: Girlfriend Introduced as Bandmate

Harley Murgatroyd • March 27, 2022

NASHVILLE, Tenn. — Local musician Bort “Borty” Giancarlo was observed introducing his long-term girlfriend and creative collaborator Anna Paloma as…

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Honest Police Recruit Says He Wants to Join Force to Make it More Racist From the Inside

The Hard Times Staff • March 26, 2022

BOSTON — Prospective police officer and unapologetic bigot, Danny Connor, promised friends and family that if he becomes a cop…

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Trashy House Still Has 311 Day Decorations Up

Nathan Kamal • March 26, 2022

LAWRENCE, Kan. — A local home is angering neighbors by leaving their 311 Day decorations up long after the holiday…

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Bartenders Brace Themselves After Band Announces the Next Song Is a New One

Chris Bowen • March 25, 2022

ROCHESTER, N.Y. — Brave souls slinging drinks at the Slumbar Saturday night prepared for the rush of headbangers hurling towards…

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New Nick Cave Album Testing Well Among Skeletons Who Play Themselves Like Xylophones

Mike Civins • March 25, 2022

LAS VEGAS — The new Nick Cave album “Wraiths of a Crooked Burial” is outselling all of Cave’s previous work…

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Jodie Foster Actually Kinda Digging New John Hinckley Track

John Danek • March 24, 2022

LOS ANGELES – Legendary actress Jodie Foster admitted that former presidential-assassin-turned-musician John Hinckley Jr.’s latest folk single is surprisingly decent,…

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Arch Nemesis Decides to Wait One More Song Before Telling You Band You’re Enjoying is Christian

Peter Woods • March 24, 2022

INDIANAPOLIS — Your arch-nemesis allowed you to enjoy the majority of a record by a band you did not realize…

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Dad Sure to Let You Know Race of Every Person in Story He’s Telling

Matt McInerney • March 23, 2022

KEENE, N.H. — Local dad Richard Miller is reportedly about to start another boring story in which he’ll be sure…

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California Sober Now Includes Mushrooms, Ketamine

Amanda Russel • March 23, 2022

BERKELEY, Calif. — An elite panel of alternative medical professionals announced that the common identifier “California Sober” is being expanded…

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