WASHINGTON — President Biden downplayed the failures of his infrastructure and voting rights bills earlier today and instead took full…
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Patrick Coyne
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LOS ANGELES — A new film titled “Great Again” featuring famed director Clint Eastwood reciting and acting out boomer memes…
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Mark Maira
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ROCHESTER, N.Y. — Extremely circumspect spray paint addict, Calvin Roberts, is said to be back to wiping down his cans…
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Lauren Sewell
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PITTSBURGH — The men’s room toilet at Skelly’s Tavern is seeking treatment after going through a dark period and hopes…
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Corey Montgomery
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PIKETON, Ohio — A Dell XPS desktop computer belonging to the Piketon Public Library is starting to get nervous upon…
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Anna Walsh
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WASHINGTON — Two 20-step staircases at local venue The Disco Motel are among the most hated structures in the city,…
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Freelancer
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WASHINGTON — President Biden paused his current efforts to pass the Freedom to Vote Act and the John Lewis Voting…
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Issa Diao
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BREWSTER, N.Y. — Local parent and lifelong Republican Shane Holmes expressed concerns over the dangers his child faces in the…
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Billy Patterson
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HAGERSTOWN, Md. — Local father Ron Merchant bought his daughter a record player so that the family’s hundreds of old…
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Dianne Nora
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ANN ARBOR, Mich. — Local golden retriever owned by the Blanchard family, Sammy, is aware that she’s totally out of…
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