Charlie Carey
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CHICAGO — Local Pandemonium Fest attendee Sam Garcia waited longer for an Uber to pick them up than it took…
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PITTSBURGH — The parents of local punk Donny “Kebab” Babcock fitted their son with a special studded cone around his…
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Goodrich Gevaart
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LOS ANGELES — Software Developer and self-described “weed snob” Aiden Crispin exclusively fills his bong with chilled Evian, sources rolling…
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Antonio Cruise
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TARZANA, Calif. – Straight Edge LAPD Officer Donald Harvey could not decide whether to plant narcotics on a man from…
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Jay Wells L'Ecuyer
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PROVIDENCE, R.I. — Initial intimidation of the 6’ 7 muscly, bearded, heavily tattooed man with his arms crossed was subsequently…
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Jus Kaplan
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“Move it, football head!” For some, this iconic line immediately evokes memories of the classic Nickelodeon cartoon ‘Hey Arnold!’–starring a…
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Matt McInerney
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BRATTLEBORO, Vt. – Local authorities are still trying to identify a body that washed up on the banks of the…
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Joe Rumrill
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SAN LUIS OBISPO, Calif. — Recent skeet shooting enthusiast Farley Gunther is reportedly “none the wiser” on the whereabouts of…
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Sara Mellas
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HILDALE, Utah – 28-year-old polygamist Jacob Jensen is ready to leave his bachelor days behind and become a devoted husband…
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Jeff Cardello
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BOSTON — Merriam-Webster caused 45-year-olds across the country to collectively blow a gasket by adding “vinyls” as an official entry…
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