Max Barth
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DES MOINES, Iowa — Local goth Andrea Smith is reportedly thrilled to begin telling anyone who will listen about the…
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Audrey Vieira
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The original “Scream” is a must-see horror classic that still terrifies audiences today, mainly because it’s so true to life.…
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Vince Ratti
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TALLAHASSEE, Fla. – A ghost present while several tweens were playing with a ouija board became pretty freaked out after…
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Chris Bowen
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HELL — Ruler of the underworld and Dark Lord Satan admitted that even after all these years, he is still…
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James Knapp
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BALTIMORE — A new study found that rising inflation, paired with the inherent financial strain put on touring bands, could…
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Dave McNamara
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WASHINGTON — A new report from the National Institute of Health finds that rates of insomnia claimed by many late-thirties…
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Doug Kolic
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MINNEAPOLIS — Frustrated local teen Amber Bronte complained to anyone who’ll listen, that the cursed amulet she unknowingly purchased at…
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Neel Bhakta
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PORTLAND, Ore. – Goth and frequent cemetery visitor Madison Gardiner had her day ruined by a “comically loud” grieving family…
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Joe Rumrill
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NORFOLK, Va. — Local boyfriend Byron Hogarth admitted that his lack of a bedframe was a conscious choice to avoid…
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Joe Rumrill
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NEW YORK — Legendary auteur director Phillip Schaeffer was reportedly trapped in his Criterion closet and forced to survive on…
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