Tim Sheard
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SEATTLE — Ostentatious little showboat David Farrow is spending all of January completely abstinent from alcohol without the looming threat…
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Ryan Danley
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BOSTON — Local ghost Beatrice Ledbetter vowed to abstain from haunting until the punk tenets living in her ancestral home…
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Max Barth
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EAST LANSING, Mich. — Members of local punk band Appeal To Hell are seriously considering getting out of their tour…
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Robert John Scucci
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NEW YORK – The 46th precinct in the Bronx is celebrating a record-high quarterly murder quota by offering pizza, games,…
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Jake Spanier
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MINNEAPOLIS — Officer Dale Kisserman of Minneapolis's Third Precinct returned to work earlier today after a mandatory administrative leave with…
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Valley Simone
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MILWAUKEE — Legendary beer brand Pabst Blue Ribbon made the bold decision to rebrand their classic lager as a bread-flavored…
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Dom Turek
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TUCSON, Ariz. — Local interior designer Sara “Slime” Gonzales gave Maggot House a much-needed makeover after convincing its residents to…
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Bobby Korec
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IRVINE, Calif. — Local woman Jasmine Dreskel put a stop to her boyfriend’s sexual advances after noticing his custom lovemaking…
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Zach Hudson
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GRAND RAPIDS, Mich — Local meadery Springs of Fangorn closed early today when owner Mark Gray realized all of his…
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Sara Mellas
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ATLANTA — A 1996 Ford Econoline E-150 is spending its retirement transporting guests of the Holiday Inn safely to and…
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