Joe Rumrill
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June 4, 2023
OCEANVIEW, Ill. — Local sixth-grade do-gooder Richie Amweather reportedly risked his own well-being at last night’s hardcore show in order…
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Ben Friedman
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June 3, 2023
LAS VEGAS — Lifelong straight edger Logan McGuire spent the majority of his future brother-in-law’s bachelor party convincing the stripper…
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MARIETTA, Ga. — Local IT manager Caleb Summers was taken aback earlier this week to receive a Facebook Event invitation…
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Allegra Ringo
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June 2, 2023
ANN ARBOR— A new study out of the University of Michigan found that 95% of bras being worn worldwide contain…
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MILWAUKEE — Local guitarist and dad of two, Andy Kim, innocently believes that he is still a member of local…
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Matt McInerney
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May 30, 2023
BIRMINGHAM, Ala. — Local man Eric Case realized he's technically fasting after being forced to boycott his favorite brands Chick-fil-A…
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TIGARD, Ore. — Reports indicate that urban sprawl and logging are decimating the forest preserves that once teamed with teenagers…
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Jonah Nink
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May 28, 2023
CHICAGO – Sex bot and general scammer SEXsingleMAlloRy was shocked to discover she was a fan of Chicago band Rat…
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Doug Kolic
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May 27, 2023
DELRAY, Mich. — Leading Juggalo scientists confirmed fascinating new research which indicates that “whoop whoop” has numerous meanings including “hello,”…
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Matt McInerney
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May 27, 2023
BOULDER, Colo. — Local woman Berkley Bauer has reportedly bought another fancy new water bottle that is hopefully going to…
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