Culture Archives - Page 154

The Hard Times Staff • September 13, 2023

SAN JOSE — Local man Chris Bendar, 32, very carefully found a verbal path around mentioning TikTok when recommending Petey’s…

Rob Ryder • September 13, 2023

PORTLAND, Ore. — A mysterious pile of previously unidentified material floating in the Pacific Ocean off the coast of Oregon…

Miriam Jayaratna • September 12, 2023

WASHINGTON — A crowd of onlookers gathered at the entrance of a Safeway supermarket in Columbia Heights in tingling anticipation…

Nathan Kamal • September 11, 2023

EUGENE, Ore. — Arthur “Sweaty” Grant, a punk physical education teacher at Churchill High School, expressed that incoming freshman student…

Charles Bill • September 9, 2023

ARLINGTON, Va. – Army officials at the Pentagon debuted a new, realistic recruitment commercial that portrays a recruit masturbating four…

Peter Woods • September 8, 2023

MINNEAPOLIS — Local man Cecil Clarke admitted that the only contribution he made to his upcoming wedding is researching potential…

Jeff Bender • September 8, 2023

The other day I overheard one of my colleagues say they love teaching because, in the end, they learn as…

Mike Maher • September 7, 2023

MEMPHIS, Tenn. — Members of rockabilly octet Eddie Mercury and the Cougars recently took a paternity test to determine who’s…

Jessica Lillian • September 6, 2023

LOS ANGELES – Ticketing giant Ticketmaster announced they will be tacking on a new “preemptive heatstroke treatment” fee to all…

Tim Graham • September 6, 2023

DETROIT — Punk rock loving octogenarian Edith Bettencourt placed a pan of her fresh, warm crack cocaine on her kitchen…

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