Kyle Duggan
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BRICK TOWNSHIP, N.J. — Local punk Andy Chambers was seen shaking his head in frustration after a Costco employee marked…
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Tim Sheard
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CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — A new sex doll developed by Cambridge Robotics Lab is the first of its kind to be…
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Brandon Morland
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CONCORD, N.H. — Local grunge revival band Lost Junk announced that they inked an unofficial deal to give a nearby…
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Tim Sheard
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PORTLAND, Ore. — An undercover federal agent implanted in the nationwide food-sharing collective Food Not Bombs is finally making strides…
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Russ Bizaro
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PHILADELPHIA– A local dive bar is making sure all customers are made aware of their payment policy with a helpful…
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Patrick Coyne
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CHESTERFIELD, Mich. — Local siblings recently came to the awkward conclusion that one of them needs to tell their mom…
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OAKLAND, Calif. — Senior Software Engineer Taylor Masters added multiple patches to his Patagonia vest in hopes of blending in…
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Tom Peters
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NEW YORK — Local man Roland Peachneck was reportedly shocked and disappointed that his “loser” roommates had nothing better to…
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Patrick Crooks
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NEW YORK — Local man Brian Crowley issued a press release begging anyone he encounters to please stop recommending television…
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Eli Johnson
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PROVIDENCE, R.I. – Local moron Griff Bradshaw made frequent frustrated attempts to gain entry to the venue bathroom you were,…
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