Culture Archives - Page 142

Joanna McNaney Stein • October 4, 2023

ROCHESTER, N.Y. — 43-year-old Van Halen fan Jared “Keyz” Keaton fulfilled his lifelong dream of playing the “Jump” synth intro…

Ben Friedman • October 3, 2023

RICHMOND, Va. — Self-proclaimed alpha male Tom Harrington was left fighting for his life in the ICU after accidentally touching…

Trevor Graham • October 2, 2023

ORLANDO, Fla. — Local mother Doreen Ludip was shocked and outraged to discover a copy of the “Diary of Anne…

Jeff Bender • October 2, 2023

PHILADELPHIA — The reportedly “chill” establishment known as the 9th Street Tavern in the Bella Vista neighborhood of Center City…

Ryan Dondero • October 1, 2023

BOSTON — Recently sober man, Brad McBride, is consuming non-alcoholic beers with a ruthlessness comparable to the way he used…

James Knapp • October 1, 2023

COWARD, S.C. — Touring goth band Need Help Again With Ghoul, reportedly changed their entire world perspective of gloomy unenthusiasm…

Alec Walker • September 30, 2023

BUFFALO, N.Y. — Local community members attending a nearby funeral reported the mood of the event was a bit sour…

Adam Frost-Venrick • September 29, 2023

WASHINGTON— Mitch McConnell revealed that he was “relieved” to learn that the specter of death he kept seeing slowly rambling…

Zach Hudson • September 29, 2023

SARATOGA SPRINGS, N.Y — Local cigar smoker Charles Morley and his group of male friends who look and act exactly…

Kathy Lynch • September 28, 2023

SEATTLE — Starbucks officials announced that the chain will now sell straight-up garbage for customers to throw in the fucking…

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