Culture Archives - Page 143

Thanksgiving Joint Ruined by Mom Being Cool With It Now

Malia Simon • November 23, 2023

DENVER — Local mom Carla Bogerton’s newfound acceptance of cannabis is reportedly ruining the fun of slipping away from the…

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IDF Announces Humanitarian Ceasefire While Waiting for More Missiles from USA

Tim Sheard • November 22, 2023

JERUSALEM — The Israeli government and Hamas agreed to a humanitarian ceasefire after the IDF realized needed time to receive…

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Hardcore Couple Reach Disneyland Stage of Relationship

Dan Vanderpool • November 22, 2023

ANAHEIM, Calif. – A pair of local hardcore lovebirds announced they reached the Disneyland stage of their relationship after several…

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Alex Jones’ Dog Claims to Be In Possession of Documents Linking Mysterious Dog Illness to Lab in China

Jack Humphrey • November 21, 2023

AUSTIN, Texas — Adrenochrome “Addy” Jones, the five-year-old German Sherperd owned by far-right conspiracy theorist Alex Jones, claims to have…

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Choose Your Own Adventure Book For 35-Year-Olds Only Ending Is “Take an Anxiety Nap”

James Knapp • November 21, 2023

NEW YORK — A new choose-your-own-adventure horror book intended specifically for individuals in their mid-thirties entitled “Halfway To the Grave”…

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Punk Wonders What the Hell Boss Could Want at 1 p.m. on a Tuesday

Sarah Cassell • November 21, 2023

WASHINGTON – Local punk Rene Johnson was absolutely gobsmacked and quite offended after he got a Slack notification from his…

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Top 25 Things to Bring to Friendsgiving to Avoid Being Invited Back Next Year

Holden Klym • November 20, 2023

Thanksgiving! A great way to kick off the season of spending dreadful amounts of time with your relatives, making small…

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Man Nostalgic for Time When Blockbuster Crushed His Aunt and Uncle’s Independent Video Store

Chris Bowen • November 20, 2023

CORTLAND, N.Y. — Local millennial Jacob Horwitz felt nostalgic for a time when corporate rental giant Blockbuster moved into his…

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Depressed Man Doesn’t Even Pretend to Wash Hands in the Bathroom Anymore

Zachary Wolf • November 19, 2023

PUEBLO, Colo. – Local downer Henry Bergen recently stopped going through the motions of pretending to wash his hands after…

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Punk Has Prescription Cigarettes Somehow

Tim Graham • November 19, 2023

DAVENPORT, Iowa — Local delinquent Christine Pritchard surprised friends and family when she somehow obtained a prescription for cigarettes, according…

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