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Alarm At 4:20 Not So Funny During Trial

Charles Bill • October 25, 2023

CHICAGO – Local stoner Matt Reed recently discovered that his daily alarm at 4:20 p.m. wasn’t received well during his…

Mark Wahlberg Claims Alaska Airlines Flight Was Saved Thanks to “Daddy’s Home 2” Playing as In Flight Entertainment

The Hard Times Staff • October 24, 2023

LOS ANGELES — Actor Mark Wahlberg believes the off-duty Alaska Airlines pilot who tried to take down a plane mid-flight…

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Commander Biden Bites All 221 House Republicans, Seizes Speakership

Ryan Dondero • October 24, 2023

WASHINGTON — Commander Biden, President Joe Biden’s two-year-old German Shepard, reportedly bit every single Republican in the House of Representatives…

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15 Drugs Ranked by How Likely They’ll be Legal in Colorado Next Year

Courtney Hill • October 24, 2023

Back in 2012, while the rest of the country was still content to decriminalize small quantities of marijuana or prescribe…

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The Directions of this 2000s Party Anthem Were Unclear and Now I Actually Just Burned This Club to the Ground

Malia Simon • October 24, 2023

Uh-oh: tonight at the club they were playing some 2000s bangers that advocated for “burning this place to the ground,”…

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Guy Playing Air Guitar With Broom at Work Unaware How Much Rat Shit Now on His Hands

Chris Bowen • October 23, 2023

ELMIRA, N.Y. — Local Wendy's employee Jared Snyder was blissfully unaware that the broom he had picked up to play…

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Aging Punks Bond Over Which Upcoming Shows They Won’t Be Able to Attend

Kyle Duggan • October 22, 2023

PROVIDENCE, R.I. — A group of local punks in their 30s and 40s spent much of their time discussing and…

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Couple Referring To Each Other As “Partners In Crime” Most Boring People You Know

Matt McInerney • October 20, 2023

HOUSTON – Local couple Madison Clark and Brendan Wiley are referring to each other as "partners in crime" despite being…

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Adult Disney Fan Terribly Disappointed by Belle and Sebastian Concert

Kyle Duggan • October 20, 2023

PHILADELPHIA — 32-year-old Disney diehard Samantha Bailey was beside herself after mistakenly attending a concert of indie duo Belle and…

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“No Way Trump’s Coming Back From This” Says Legal Analyst With Poorly Developed Pattern Recognition Skills

Corey Montgomery • October 19, 2023

ATLANTA — Sidney Powell's recent guilty plea in the ongoing 2020 Georgia election subversion case is being heralded as a…

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