Every vegetarian has been there: a well-meaning friend offers you meat at a dinner party, and you don’t know how to say no. Here are…
First off, let me profusely apologize for asking if this gig pays. I had no idea how much it would possibly offend you, the promoter,…
Ever get the feeling that you’re stuck in the same cycle of events repeating themselves over and over again? We all feel that way from…
There’s nothing worse than a gray, flavorless steak. You might as well be eating a piece of shoe leather! Fortunately, we can give you tips…
When I pictured falling in love, I imagined the classic story of “girl meets guy and falls in love.” But apparently, fate had other plans…
I remember bouncing on my father’s knee when I was just a boy, his breath that comforting aroma of Milwaukee’s Best and 711 taquitos. He…
Look, we honestly thought this would be a great idea. Oh, just have some adorable little preschoolers draw what they think God looks like. It’s…
I’m extremely freaked out. I’m not normally a big conspiracy guy, but I was on a Zoom call with my dad this afternoon and a…
We recently sat down with Hannah, a local college student, and handed her a copy of Alanis Morissette’s “Jagged Little Pill” to see if she…
Why the fuck are the bride and groom barefoot? What the hell is this supposed to be about? Some sort of rooted-in-nature thing? Like they’re…
So you’re blowing off steam after work at an LA Dive bar when you notice, more than a few times, this artsy-looking couple across the…
To the untrained eye, SEPTA bus 8111 appears to be any other 2005 New Flyer D40LF. It is capable of an impressive 450 horsepower and…