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When I moved to Los Angeles to make it as a musician or actor or influencer, I had no illusions about how hard it would…
Please allow me to introduce myself, I’m a man concerned with global warming. My name is Orlov von Maximoff, a former Romanian count, but you…
Over the years I have received mounting criticism for exercising my right to wield a homemade knife glove and enter the dreams of local children.…
Kinda Spooky I Guess: The Band We Came To See at This Dive Bar Broke up 30 Years Ago This Very Night
Kinda Spooky I Guess: The Band We Came To See at This Dive Bar Broke up 30 Years Ago This Very Night
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It had been five years and five months since Paramore last graced our eardrums with new music, but on September 28th the veteran pop-punk band…
I know you’re super busy working two jobs and getting your real estate license in your free time, so I’ll be quick. Did you get…
Hey everybody, look at this poser in the Black Flag t-shirt! Real original, asswipe. Did you get it at Target, in the Goodfellow and Company…
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The woah is the very essence of horror rock. Some say it was first used by the king of horror rock Glen Danzig to invoke…
Hey, there! That’s a pretty darn clean work hat you got on there. Nice to see some young fellas still getting into the trades. Where…
Brahms. Our sweet summer child. We have resurrected you from the grave to inform you what has become of your music. And it is with…
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People of this bank listen up, ’cause I got something to say. The state of the world is chaotic right now. We’re all facing a…
Girl, you know I want to see you happy. You deserve it. You deserve gold-plated diamonds, dogs made out of money, and that promotion you’ve…