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What in the actual dad-rock fuck is this shit?! I make my way all the way downtown (on a Thursday!) just to order a few…
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Well, it happened again! You’re a dog and your owners have decided to throw a goddamn house party, without consulting you or thinking what it…
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It started about four months ago. I was home alone, trying to recover from a long work stretch and I thought that a good wank…
Geez man, this economy just keeps getting tougher. Last year it was crushing inflation and now there’s talk of recession. At least that’s what our…
Everyone who has ever entered the studio in the past 15 years or so, knows that Pro Tools is the standard program engineers use to…
Former Smiths singer Steven Patrick Morrissey was one of the leading lights of the 1980s boom of Manchester post-punk rock, sensationalizing critics with his witty,…
As an idealistic punk kid who grew up idolizing bands like Fugazi, I never imagined that I would someday find myself face-to-face with the next…
When I look in the mirror, I didn’t always like what I see. Sure there are things to like, but none of those things are…