Normally the gym is a place for quiet contemplation and self-improvement, but this time I left utterly confused. This enormous lunk across from me is…
Let’s face it, everyone has a friend who plays in a horrible band. We want to be supportive of their musical dreams but we also…
Think A.I. can’t write like a human? Think again. Not only can it write like a human, but it can also write like me. In…
How a piece of music is presented is, arguably, of even greater importance than the song itself. A great song can be amazing. But a…
The local scene gave a lot to me growing up so I try to give back. I volunteer at the skatepark and I donate to…
There comes a time in every person’s life when they need to give a harsh truth to an elder loved one. Unfortunately, it’s often the…
Well, I finally found a therapist I like. They have all the qualities I need in a therapist. For instance, they don’t cringe whenever I…
Think You Have It Hard? Back in My Day We Had To Know the Difference Between the Hives and the Vines
Think You Have It Hard? Back in My Day We Had To Know the Difference Between the Hives and the Vines
These kids today just have no idea how easy they have it. Oh, what’s that? There won’t be anything left of the planet by the…
After years of destroying my body with alcohol and Mcdonald’s, I’ve finally got myself back into a routine of healthy eating and exercise. I even…
Environment influences art in ways that artists may not be consciously aware of. Nondescript houses in Illinois, fields in upstate New York, and cemeteries near…
What in the actual dad-rock fuck is this shit?! I make my way all the way downtown (on a Thursday!) just to order a few…
They say you spend one-third of your life sleeping, but if you’re a chronic insomniac like me, you probably spend that third of your life…
My three-year-old daughter just got out of the master bathroom. She completely plastered the wall with stickers, then, not two minutes later, completely plastered the…
Well, it happened again! You’re a dog and your owners have decided to throw a goddamn house party, without consulting you or thinking what it…
This woman’s boyfriend just gave her a dozen long-stemmed red roses for “no reason.” Oh no! She’s probably going to need someone to lean on…