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Ever since I was a perfectly symmetrical, rosy-cheeked teenager without acne, I have shunned makeup and beauty products. Makeup is an oppressive tool of the…
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Hey dude, it’s been fun chatting with you tonight during the game — I had no idea this local dive bar had cool regulars like…
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