Despite what your friends, family members, and recently assigned parole officer might say, circumstances that seem tragic right now will soon be something you and…
As you probably know, FUCKIN’ SLAYYYYERRRR! But unfortunately, there are some people out there who are unaware. Yes, I know, it is very sad. What’s…
Hey, uh, bit of a situation here. I’m a few measures into my song and just realized I made a grave mistake. The bridge has…
It’s that special time of year, a time when we gather those we hold dear to our hearts and celebrate everything past, present, and future…
It was supposed to be another Uber ride. After I received confirmation, I thought it was strange that my driver’s photo looked like A-list movie…
It is the time of year again when my company forces all of its employees to congregate in a cramped conference room where they feed…
Hey honey, thanks for calling! How are you doing? Is work good? Yes, yes I’m doing well here. I went to Pickleball this morning and…
The holiday season is here, which means it’s time to buy gifts! You might have a plan for all your loved ones – but what…
Congratulations, you’ve managed to sneak into your nemesis’ inner sanctum (or home office). Now all that’s left to do is wait in their extra tall…
Remember the Noid? In the 1980s, he ruined pizza, insofar as Domino’s can be ruined any more than it already is by simply existing. That…
As someone who tends to curate playlists, I always get excited to see my end of the year Spotify Wrapped, because it typically just shows…
If the last few years have taught us anything, it’s that life is precious and we need to protect our mental health at all costs.…
Hey guys, first off I have to thank you for your patience in waiting for this update. After I broke into Area 51 to find…
Ugh, what a bummer. That local vegan restaurant in my neighborhood closed down even though I always thought about going there. This really sucks because…
Sure, I’m a foodie. I’ve dined at some of the world’s finest restaurants, I know my way around the kitchen, and I even made bread…