First of all, I don’t see what’s so funny about this. I am in a lot of pain, and I’m just looking for advice on…
Our favorite self-proclaimed health nut and animal empath Kara Andrews is celebrating her 10th anniversary of thinking of going vegan with a well-deserved slice of…
Aw hells yeah! That thing I love about metalcore is happening again! It started off with a couple light strums to get me all primed…
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles have been a pop culture phenomenon since Peter Laird and Kevin Eastman first debuted them in 1984. From children’s cartoons…
We’ve all seen bad movies. Some are just plain bad and some are so bad they become good. But then there’s this third category —…
As Damon Albarn once sang, love is the greatest thing. But there comes a time in any relationship when you have to admit that things…
Hey there, little fellas. Remember me? Creaky Jed who lives in a stump by the abandoned post office? I’ve been watching you and I know…
Sex is one of life’s most satisfying natural pleasures and the ultimate expression of physical intimacy. It is a cornerstone of the human experience. So…
The vaccine debate isn’t going anywhere. Thankfully, I’ve never had to participate in any of it because my lifelong commitment to a poison-free lifestyle is…
Some people are so bad at marriage, they only do it once, but that’s just not my style. Even as a little boy I knew…
It really did seem like a good idea at the time. Admittedly I had had a few daiquiris then, so maybe my judgment was a…
Dude, what the fuck? Doors opened like an hour ago and no one’s here! Now I’m texting all my friends like, “You need to get…
Spooky season is upon us, and this year The Hard Times has decided to go all in on Halloween content! When I mentioned the lore…
We all love our little two-legged bass playing buddies, but even the best of bassists can be a real handful sometimes! As the old saying…
Summer is over! It’s growing dark earlier, kids are headed back to school, and there’s a hint of chill in the air. This time of…