The 1990s were filled with Friday night Blockbuster video game rentals, Pizza Hut’s Bigfoot pizza, and the only Woodstock that…
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2004 was a totally normal time where nothing weird ever happened. Donald Trump wasn’t a threat to democracy, Iraq was…
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That’s a nice “Separation Sunday'' shirt, but I can tell you’ve never listened to The Hold Steady the way I…
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Fellas, your secret carnage castle near the coast is drab and SCREAMS, “My wife decorates our nondescript house in the…
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Being a stepparent is hard, and it’s even harder when your stepson is punk as fuck. Worry not, normie stepmoms…
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What kind of a landlord evicts his tenants just for having a three-day, all-hours music fest at his house?! I’m…
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An automobile isn’t fit for the road unless it has a CD player or Discman with a cassette tape adapter–which…
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