Yancy Lee Crawford, Author at HARDTIMES

Top 5 Animorphs Books About the Dangers of America’s Slow Descent Into Fascism

September 26, 2023

In the '90s, R.L. Stine’s “Goosebumps” books unleashed a wave of truth-telling about the horrors of modern America. Stine primed…

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Our Forensic Sketch Artist Rendered the Punisher Skull’s Face and Holy Shit There Was Something Very Wrong With That Guy

August 4, 2023

Countless American men of various beard lengths own a truck or Yeti tumbler covered in Punisher skull stickers. Often, this…

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Every Converge Album Ranked Worst to Best

August 1, 2023

Let’s get this out in the open: these rankings are definitive, and we will fight every single person with a…

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Coke Nail Also Helpful With Bag of Takis

July 7, 2023

INDIANAPOLIS – Local woman Kristen Wise’s pinky nail groomed specifically for the consumption of cocaine also has surprising snack-related benefits,…

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Ew! This 40-Year-Old Is Still Finding Himself Artistically

June 1, 2023

Cringe alert: this forty-year-old musician is still finding his voice artistically. Aaliyah, Cliff Burton, Otis Redding, Jimi Hendrix, Keith Moon,…

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Nu Metal Dad Has the “A.D.I.D.A.S.” Talk with His Kids

April 8, 2023

INDIANAPOLIS — Nu metal enthusiast and father of two Brian Michaels finally sat down to have the “A.D.I.D.A.S.” talk with…

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We Look Back on the Music of the Transformers DVD Menu Because We’re Drunk at Our Friend’s House in 2008

April 3, 2023

I don’t know how I fell asleep using the lower level of a coffee table as a pillow, but here…

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5 Economic Disparities You’re Immune From Since You Can Afford Two Shirts at the Merch Booth

March 26, 2023

TWO shirts? Are you kidding me? Haven’t you heard about all the inflation going on right now? And you know…

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11 Reasons To Start a Band Instead of Going to Therapy

February 18, 2023

There are millions of happy, self-actualized people out there using BetterHelp, TalkSpace, or immersion therapy in some sparsely-decorated office next…

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We Look Back on Deftones Because We’re Hooking Up With Our High School Girlfriend Again

January 30, 2023

Being a single guy that never left his hometown is great because the babes always come back. And when they…

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