Missing Woman Found at Bottom of Tote Bag
ASTORIA, N.Y. — Local woman Jessica Hayfeather was recently discovered at the bottom of her gargantuan tote bag after a…
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Man To Be Honored at GLAAD Awards for Giving Bisexual Girlfriend a Ride to Chappell Roan Concert
LOS ANGELES – GLAAD, the world’s largest LGBTQ media advocacy organization, announced that local boyfriend Noah Simms will receive a…
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Death Metal Vocalist Accidentally Slips Into Customer Service Voice Onstage
POMONA, Calif. – Liz Gore, lead vocalist of local death metal band Afterbirth, reportedly slipped into a strained and high-pitched…
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Woman’s Guttural Vocal Ability Discovered During IUD Insertion
LOS ANGELES — Grindcore frontwoman and recent gynecological patient Lexi Tyler discovered her never-before-heard guttural vocal abilities during an IUD…
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Stray Piece Of Thread Floating in the Air Actually Kate Bush
EUGENE, Ore. — Roommates and known stoners Lilia Huerta and Sam Khan reportedly witnessed Kate Bush in the form of…
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Breaking: Man Has Opinion On Courtney Love
ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — Local man with too much time on his hands Daniel Arnold unpromptedly gave his two cents on…
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Opinion: Let’s Forget That All My Favorite Rockstars Were Predators and Focus On How Annoying Their Wives Were Instead
People love to call out how “problematic” some of the greatest musicians of all time were. Not me. I'm a…
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Opinion: I Know We’re In A Pandemic But I Can’t Not See My Family For Rex Manning Day
Yes, we’re living through a global pandemic and COVID numbers are rising every day, but it’s still Rex Manning Day.…
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Woman Calls Cops On Person for Not Having Home to Display Liberal Lawn Sign
LOS ANGELES — Self-proclaimed activist Jane Lipton is in hot water with her community today after calling the cops on…
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Everything You Need To Know About the New Four Loko Vaccine
With several COVID-19 vaccines dominating the conversation these days, you may be wondering which one is the safest option. But…
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