You know what the worst part about being sober is? I’ll let you guess. Okay, answer time: the fact that…
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NEW YORK – Members of Tomorrow’s Yesterday reluctantly confirmed that band leader Simon Martinez is absolutely 100 percent without a…
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LOS ANGELES – Casual Tool fan Chris Miller is perplexing scientists around the world with his ability to listen to…
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You know what really pisses me off? When some lifeless, faceless corporation uses the whole “we’re like a family” thing…
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I think fad diets are as stupid as the next guy, but not all fad diets are created equal. I’ve…
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SACRAMENTO, Calif.— Deftones frontman Chino Moreno was recently discovered belting out various moans and screams into an oscillating fan while…
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BELLEVILLE, NJ — Financially savvy 38-year-old Scott Lawry revealed his secret to saving $50 is to spend several hours shopping…
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MILWAUKEE — Local resident Stephen Calagna found a new and incredibly sad way to take part in Taco Night by…
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BOSTON – Local art major Tanner White is outraged by his equally privileged classmate Brent Saxon for flaunting his good…
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PITTSBURGH – Aging metalhead Derek Vance made the mistake of trying to slip into his wedding battle vest to celebrate…
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