14 Care Reacts on Selfie Hints This Is Memorial Post
PASCO, Wash. — A cursory look at a recently posted selfie on Facebook revealed what appeared to be a memorial…
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Reason Woman Can Afford Therapy Becomes Reason She’s in Therapy
MIAMI — Local woman Sandra Clemens realized in a therapy session late last week that her new job with benefits…
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Fuck! My Boyfriend Remembered the Drunk Plans We Made To Start a Vlog Together
I woke up this morning annoyed at all the noise my boyfriend Josh was making. He burst through the door…
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Old Man Clearly Not Hip to the Lingo White Kids Are Appropriating These Days
SAN FRANCISCO — Retired senior citizen Roger Jenkins completely lost touch with the youth in his community by falling behind…
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Fucking Big Shot Puts Clothes in Hotel Dressers
DAYTONA BEACH, Fla. — Fucking big shot Maria Richards felt the need to dazzle everyone by packing the dressers in…
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How To Do Yoga in a Way That Worships Satan
One of the most sacred rituals a person can perform for themselves is the practice of yoga. A yogi is…
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Sapiosexual Man Only Attracted to Women Who Agree With Him
ASHEVILLE, N.C. — Self-proclaimed sapiosexual man Chad Manning reportedly finds himself attracted to or aroused by intelligent and well-informed women,…
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$20 Planner Tasked With Turning Entire Life Around
HOUSTON — Local “hot mess” Terri Garter is confident she found the long-awaited solution to get her life back on…
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I Saw Mommy Licking Santa’s Boots
I hate authority. From cops to judges to teachers to politicians, I flat out refuse to partake in bootlicking of…
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Opinion: The Real Militia Was the Friends We Made Along the Way
Big government is plotting to take away our rights as American citizens, like eating at local restaurants and licking strangers.…
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