October 10, 2024
SAN JOSE, Calif. — Breaking university-level research revealed the unpleasant truth that the sought-after record you’ve been looking for your…
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September 30, 2024
ANAHEIM, Calif. — Local deadbeat Griffin Carson adopted the stance of vinyl-only “audiophile” coinciding with his ex-girlfriend’s understandable decision to…
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September 23, 2024
SAN JOSE, Calif. — Meteorologists report that a 1,500-foot tidal wave created by a nearby ska band whose wind instrument…
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August 14, 2024
FERNDALE, Mich. — Two former strangers seated together on a Megabus ride found common ground through despising the Eagles despite…
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August 14, 2024
EASTHAMPTON, Mass. — A longtime inhabitant of the drywall space behind the practice area of indie garage band Oyster Boys…
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August 13, 2024
CANTON, Conn. — A local canine owner was stunned to see that his neighborhood’s dog park was completely overrun by…
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August 13, 2024
SAN DIEGO — A frenzied man was pursued by an entire cage of gorillas after they took too strong a…
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August 12, 2024
SPARKS, Nev. — Members of longtime garage-punk outfit The Gargantuans, known for switching instruments between songs, ruined a show by…
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August 7, 2024
NEW YORK — Mets fans were encouraged to “strap in” this past weekend when the stadium organist treated them to…
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July 31, 2024
LOS FELIZ, Calif. — A shirt bearing the logo of a professional hockey team was deemed an acceptable purchase recently…
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