Punk Sells Soul to Devil to Get Worse at Guitar
U.S. ROUTE 49, Miss. — Local punk and guitar virtuoso Drennen Boydell decided to sell his soul to the Devil…
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Study Reveals Rare Record You Wanted Was Indeed In Bin You Left Store Before Checking
SAN JOSE, Calif. — Breaking university-level research revealed the unpleasant truth that the sought-after record you’ve been looking for your…
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Newly Declared Audiophile Exclusively Listens To Vinyl Since Ex Took Him Off Spotify Premium Plan
ANAHEIM, Calif. — Local deadbeat Griffin Carson adopted the stance of vinyl-only “audiophile” coinciding with his ex-girlfriend’s understandable decision to…
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Tsunami Caused by Ska Band Horn Section All Releasing Spit Valves at Same Time
SAN JOSE, Calif. — Meteorologists report that a 1,500-foot tidal wave created by a nearby ska band whose wind instrument…
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Punk and Jock Unaware They’re Bonding Over Hating Completely Different Eagles
FERNDALE, Mich. — Two former strangers seated together on a Megabus ride found common ground through despising the Eagles despite…
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Guy Secretly Living in Walls of Practice Space Accidentally Shouts Song Request
EASTHAMPTON, Mass. — A longtime inhabitant of the drywall space behind the practice area of indie garage band Oyster Boys…
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Punk Dog Park All Opossums
CANTON, Conn. — A local canine owner was stunned to see that his neighborhood’s dog park was completely overrun by…
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Guy Fleeing From Pack of Escaped Gorillas Regrets Wearing Velvet Underground Shirt to Zoo Today
SAN DIEGO — A frenzied man was pursued by an entire cage of gorillas after they took too strong a…
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Band That Switches Instruments Accidentally All End Up on Same Bass After Wrong Turn
SPARKS, Nev. — Members of longtime garage-punk outfit The Gargantuans, known for switching instruments between songs, ruined a show by…
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Buckle Up: Stadium Organist Just Launched Into Rendition of “Sister Ray”
NEW YORK — Mets fans were encouraged to “strap in” this past weekend when the stadium organist treated them to…
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