BILOXI, Miss. — Recent reports from the United States Department of Health and Human Services indicate that the debut EP…
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Look guys, we’re sorry. We really didn’t mean to do this interview, we were just kinda buzzed and made a…
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Okay, I’m just going to say something that I know a lot of people are going to take issue with,…
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It’s September, which basically means it’s Halloween and Alkaline Trio have long held the distinction of being the spookiest boys,…
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LOS ANGELES — A brand new Hot Topic franchise opened for business on Hollywood Boulevard mere moments after acclaimed director…
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There have been plenty of reported miracles throughout the course of human history, ranging from Christ’s resurrection after his crucifixion…
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Remember The Spongmonkeys? Sure you do, they were those two fucked up-looking hamster things that convinced the world that toasting…
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Well, this was certainly unexpected. Here I am, a relatively law-abiding American citizen, trying to submit my application for a…
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The Dead Milkmen are a punk band from Philadelphia and not just what happens when your dad finds the milkman’s…
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