We all know Stephen King as the master of the macabre, so we thought it would be fun to subvert…
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I’m sick and tired of catching flack for taking my emotional support dog with me everywhere I go. I have…
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As many Americans know, history started the day they entered this world and everything before that is dogshit that doesn’t…
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It’s the Halloween season and we at The Hard Times are getting our novelty horror screamo band Suscreamia back together!…
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They say when you come for the king you better not miss. Fortunately for Donald Trump so far all of…
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Rejoice ye goblins and ghouls, the spooky season is upon us again! If you’re a parent, you’re probably on the…
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I can no longer stay in denial—my wife Tiffany is keeping something from me. All the signs are there. She’s…
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The Avengers: Earth’s mightiest heroes, super-powered beings dedicated to using their extraordinary gifts to protect the Earth. And on September…
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Last night America witnessed the first and possibly only debate between two presidential hopefuls. One of them, former president Trump,…
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Since the ‘70s, Jim Henson’s Muppetts have been tasked with providing that rare breed of high-quality four-quadrant comedy that the…
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