Thanksgiving is almost upon us, so it’s time to engage in one of the few activities your family should be able to do without devolving…
Well we finally did it, we quit smoking. Thanks to willpower, an Elf bar, a nicotine patch, and nicotine gum for emergencies we are proudly…
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One of the cool things about watching a show set in the past is that the audience knows what’s around the corner. On “Stranger Things,”…
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Well, Halloween is right around the corner and you know what that means—it’s almost time to complete your kill cycle. You’ve spent the whole year…
October is the perfect month to deep dive into some spooky nostalgia! This year we decided to to spend a little time with The Midnight…
Spooky season is in full swing, and what better way to get into the Halloween spirit than visiting a haunted house? Unfortunately, as we get…
My name is Mark Brooks, father of four, owner of Brooks Construction Fencing Rental Co., and, sorry liberals, a proud functioning illiterate. Teacher after teacher…
Call me a ‘90s kid, but I have a lot of nostalgia for going into cool shops and browsing around. Sadly, in the age of…
Dad. He is just the goddamn worse. It’s like, why do we even have this guy? We’ve all seen characters in film and television that…
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With the spooky season upon us, it’s hard not to find yourself thinking about the tragedies that have become synonymous with Halloween. The multiple killing…