Opinion: That Guy Who Follows the Same Pornstars as Me on Instagram Is a Real Creep
I had an extremely toxic relationship with social media for years, but I’ve finally whittled it down to just one…
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Ranked: Every David Lynch Movie We Would Rather Live In Than Deal with This Election
Unless you’re a very particular type of person, the films of David Lynch are not what come to mind when…
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Wanna Feel Old: Gargoyles Came Out 30 Years Ago, and You’re a Loser
Are you ready to be devastated by the ravages of time? I mean just completely gutted, like looking at the…
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Democrats in Crisis After President Biden Uses Bathroom With Hot Mic and Confesses to Robert Durst Murders
WASHINGTON — Top Democratic decision-makers are reportedly doing damage control after President Biden confessed to multiple murders on a hot…
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Every Muppet Ranked by How Well They Could Replace Biden
Since the 1970s, Jim Henson’s Muppets have achieved the near impossible—consistently providing four-quadrant entertainment the whole family can truly enjoy.…
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Wanna Give the Supreme Court a Piece of Your Mind? Here’s How To Get a Job at One of the Most Luxurious Resorts in the World
It’s getting more and more difficult to speak truth to power these days, especially when it comes to the judiciary…
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The Top 10 Cannabis Strains to Give You a Panic Attack While Watching “The Bear”
The cannabis industry has seen massive expansion over the last few years, and with recreational use now legal in 24…
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Ranked: 38 Summer Horror Movies You Can Binge Because You’re Sure as Hell Not Going Outside
A lot of people want to make the most of summer while it’s here, and whether it’s by going for…
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Every G.I. Joe Ranked by How Well They Could Teach a Sex-Ed Class
G.I. Joe is the code name for America’s daring, highly trained, special mission force. Its purpose: To defend human freedom…
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Every Care Bear Ranked by What a Threat They Are to America’s Conservative Christian Values
As any red-blooded American patriot knows, the insidious woke mind virus has always targeted children the most, and we are…
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