As the inauguration looms closer, Trump’s preliminary cabinet picks continue to stir controversy. Many view choices like RFK, Linda McMahon…
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Joe Rogan’s last-minute endorsement of Donald Trump came as a shock to anyone not already familiar with his “I’m not…
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Wealth—it is literally the only thing in the universe that validates a person’s existence. Those who have it are heroes…
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We all know Stephen King as the master of the macabre, so we thought it would be fun to subvert…
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I’m sick and tired of catching flack for taking my emotional support dog with me everywhere I go. I have…
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As many Americans know, history started the day they entered this world and everything before that is dogshit that doesn’t…
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It’s the Halloween season and we at The Hard Times are getting our novelty horror screamo band Suscreamia back together!…
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