Dan Kozuh, Author at HARDTIMES

July 21, 2020

So I keep hearing from the left that, apparently, white males control every aspect of culture, economy, and politics. I…

July 6, 2020

Is it Wine O’Clock yet, amirite?! Haha. Mostly because the Department of Family Services just came and took my kids…

July 2, 2020

DECATUR, Ga. — Local husband and self-described Star Wars aficionado Benny Butler critiqued a ‘sexy Slave Leia’ costume his wife,…

June 29, 2020

CARMEL, Ind. — Using the ample time that has been provided to him due to quarantine and work-from-home, local resident…

June 29, 2020

PITTSBURGH — Local man Samuel Burke was reportedly unsure when to name drop heavy metal band Sepultura to the tow…

June 23, 2020

SHANGHAI — One scene in the well-received Chinese film Guardians of the North is being called out for pandering to…

June 23, 2020

CHICAGO — Local advertising firm Intuitive Front promoted Sean Graham, their only African-American employee, to the newly created “Chief Diversity…

June 18, 2020

TOKYO — Square Enix released a high-quality remaster of its epic classic Final Fantasy 7 at the reasonable price of…

June 15, 2020

Look at all you suckers, shelling out over a hundred dollars for forty-five minutes with some "expert" to help deal…

June 9, 2020

MILWAUKEE, Wis. — In what is being seen as a huge gaffe, popular YouTube channel Red Letter Media accidentally uploaded…