Punk Walmart Greeter More of a Deterrent
RICHFIELD, Minn. — Foot traffic at a local Walmart store has dropped off significantly after one of its greeters, unapologetic…
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Here’s What Being a Dumbass Who Failed Upwards at His Father’s Company Taught Me About B2B Sales
When you’re struggling to succeed in today’s fast-paced B2B sales landscape, it’s easy to second-guess whether you’re cut out for…
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Trump Administration Argues Economy Only Appears to Be Shrinking Due to Cold Weather
WASHINGTON — White House Economic Advisor Peter Navarro aggressively challenged a report detailing the country's negative GDP growth during the…
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Haunted Doll Can’t Believe Goodwill Employee Only Pricing It at $4.99
OCEAN TOWNSHIP, N.J. — Tilly, a haunted Victorian era doll recently donated to a local Goodwill, is on the cusp…
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Opinion: Society Will Still Need Snarky Music Critics After Civilization Collapses
Unless you’ve been blissfully unaware of any and all current events, this country is fucked. I’m not trying to sound…
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Report: IRS Will Allow Citizens To Choose Between Taxes Going Towards Billionaires or Genocide
Tax Day is upon us, and while it has never been popular (unless you’re getting money back, you lucky bastards)…
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Coachella Attendee Relieved Tariffs Won’t Impact Native American Headdresses
INDIO, Calif. — Coachella attendee Kayle Cooper breathed a sigh of relief after discovering the Native American headdress she was…
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The Next Storage Wars? This Guy Is Fighting Ten Other Dudes To Live In a 10×10 Cubesmart Unit
If you’ve even visited your parents on a weekday afternoon or waited in a doctor's office, chances are you’ve seen…
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MAGA Conservatives Unite in Outrage After Woman Makes Valid Point
CHARLESTON, S.C. — MAGA devotees united in shock and outrage in protests across the country after local woman Helen Graves…
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Weird! This ICE Agent’s Dates Never Return From the Bathroom Right After He Explains What He Does for Work
Modern dating is hard, even hellish a majority of the time. The emotional labor of countless swiping and dead ends…
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