Ben Friedman, Author at HARDTIMES

August 15, 2021

Meeting a new romantic partner is technically easier than ever, but weeding through dating apps is enough to make dying…

August 2, 2021

NEW YORK — Lifelong city resident Danny Rossi started a campaign early this week denouncing the legitimacy of a city…

July 31, 2021

LANCASTER, Pa. — Longtime “Jackass” fan and father of three, Kyle McGarvin, believes he is finally mature enough to recreate…

July 28, 2021

ASBURY PARK, N.J. — Scene legend known only as “Kowalski” has informed multiple local bars and government entities that the…

July 17, 2021

WASHINGTON — A CDC annual report detailing the various causes of death in the United States noted that “being crushed…

June 19, 2021

AUBERRY, Calif. — A local woodpecker, ignoring the desperate pleas of parents, continued to go completely apeshit on a tree…

May 20, 2021

FREEHOLD, N.J. — Local mall security guard Corey Knightly was in shock after a known ‘Blue Lives Matter’ proponent tore…

May 13, 2021

LOS ANGELES — Aging punk Mike Cruz was ordered by the Council of Punk Legitimacy to inform his neighbors that…

April 27, 2021

Hey there Delilah, I’m writing to you about your vehicle's extended warranty. I’m a thousand miles away, but I’ve sent…

March 23, 2021

VERONA, N.J. — Local 36-year-old Jordan Wilkins still hasn’t forgiven himself for completely botching his shopping spree during 1994’s “Nickelodeon…