Cop Plants Pot Brownie at Rival Bake Sale
ST. PAUL, Minn. — Local police officer Brad Chapman allegedly planted a pot brownie at an elementary school’s bake sale,…
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Punk Hoping Cat That Bit Him Two Weeks Ago Is Doing OK
PHILADELPHIA — Local punk Kyle Shillington was seen canvassing his neighborhood in hopes of confirming that a feral cat who…
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Hallmark Promises New Christmas Movies Will Feature Ten Times More Dead Wives and Moms
LOS ANGELES — The Hallmark Channel announced that their slate of upcoming holiday movies will be their most enticing yet…
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Mom Needs Tour Van Home by 11 P.M.
WEST ORANGE, N.J. — Local mother Helen McGuire allowed her sons to borrow her van so their band Uncle Punch…
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Tegan and Sara Show Sabotaged Again by WaTegan and SaraLuigi
TORONTO — A recent Tegan and Sara show was allegedly sabotaged by their mischievous doppelgangers WaTegan and SaraLuigi, event coordinators…
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Man Figures He Should Get Twisted, Demonic Face Growing Out of His Back Looked At
PARAMUS, N.J. — Local man Mike Jarbowski finally decided to seek medical treatment for the twisted, demonic face growing out…
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Man Falls in Love With Girl at More Affordable Rock Show
SAN DIEGO — Aging millennial Tim Baxter announced that he fell in love with a girl at a much less…
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You Go Girl! This Old Woman Is Still Driving Even Though She Probably Shouldn’t
Let’s get straight to the facts: strong, empowered women are incredible. From Kathleen Hannah to Michelle Obama to pretty much…
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Help! I Smashed up This Rage Room for 20 Minutes Before Realizing It’s Just a Crate & Barrel
Some say that I run a little hot-blooded, that I’m too quick to break a beer bottle over someone’s head…
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TikTok Corn Kid Accepts Lobbying Position at Cargill
WASHINGTON — Viral TikTok sensation “Tariq the Corn Kid” shocked fans and political insiders alike after accepting a lucrative lobbying…
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