Mom Needs Tour Van Home by 11 P.M.
WEST ORANGE, N.J. — Local mother Helen McGuire allowed her sons to borrow her van so their band Uncle Punch…
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Tegan and Sara Show Sabotaged Again by WaTegan and SaraLuigi
TORONTO — A recent Tegan and Sara show was allegedly sabotaged by their mischievous doppelgangers WaTegan and SaraLuigi, event coordinators…
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Man Figures He Should Get Twisted, Demonic Face Growing Out of His Back Looked At
PARAMUS, N.J. — Local man Mike Jarbowski finally decided to seek medical treatment for the twisted, demonic face growing out…
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Man Falls in Love With Girl at More Affordable Rock Show
SAN DIEGO — Aging millennial Tim Baxter announced that he fell in love with a girl at a much less…
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You Go Girl! This Old Woman Is Still Driving Even Though She Probably Shouldn’t
Let’s get straight to the facts: strong, empowered women are incredible. From Kathleen Hannah to Michelle Obama to pretty much…
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Help! I Smashed up This Rage Room for 20 Minutes Before Realizing It’s Just a Crate & Barrel
Some say that I run a little hot-blooded, that I’m too quick to break a beer bottle over someone’s head…
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TikTok Corn Kid Accepts Lobbying Position at Cargill
WASHINGTON — Viral TikTok sensation “Tariq the Corn Kid” shocked fans and political insiders alike after accepting a lucrative lobbying…
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Just Because I’m a Miserable Control Freak Doesn’t Mean I Head up the HOA, but Yeah Your Mailbox Is in Violation of Rule #46
Hey neighbor! Hope you don’t mind me popping by so late. Yes I’m aware it is two in the morning,…
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Conservatives Demand Representation With Openly Racist Marvel Hero
FORT MEYERS, Fla. — Conservative advocacy group Bring Back America’s Heroes petitioned Marvel to update their roster of heroes with…
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Hundreds of Nuclear Weapons Documents Found at Mar-a-Lago with Hillary Clinton’s Name Hastily Scribbled on Them
PALM BEACH, Fla. –The Federal Bureau of Investigation recovered stacks of highly-classified nuclear weapons documents with “Hillary Clinton” written in…
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